What charming tale can you weave with the following terms and words

Use'em in any order. And take your time. We check back in 2-3 days 1st Karl Rove 2nd KFC bowl 3rd Push-up Bra 4th local TVews 5th (Your favorite P & S person) 6 Al-Qaida-7. Up with People 8 "Nothing makes me hotter than a rainbow Afro wig, fool." Have fun

We woke up the screaming chatter, which seemed little meat-type biped (children). In vain, We buried our head under the pillow. It waso use, We was awake. Stumbling to the door We discovered that the annoyingoise coming fromeighboringot children, but from the vicinity of hundreds of people on our lawn parked firmly in front. "What in theame of the holy KFC Bowl is that", Thought I, while the hose is preparing for the good old-fashioned hippie syringes. Weext knock on the shoulder. "Hey, .. push-up bra. Where is the problem" We asked. You beat me. Understandable, butot entirely unpleasant. It helped me to wake a little. She pointed to the street where the local TVews TV had installed a 900 "plasma." Look, Karl Rove's give a press conference. "" What Rove doesot conferences. "We gasped,ot believing our eyes." Greetings citizens ofew Worchestershi

What a charming story, you can weave with the following terms and words